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BMW take over Kawasaki
The motorcycling community is in shock today after news today from motorcycling giant BMW who anounced that they are about to take over the japanese motorcyling firm Kawasaki.
"We have been carrying out hush hush negotations with the Japanese for some time" reported BMW managing director Herman Heinrich. "The Jawasaki guys drive a hard bargain and we had to pay 2 japanese yen per share, but we think it was worth it."
There'l be some major manufacturing changes on the way and current Kawasaki owners will be sent a complementary conversion kit including:
- a one gallon tin of rust proofer
- a tine of high density red paint
- a pair of BMW branded luxury low cut evening footwear
When asked about the tricky problem of servicing and warranty repairs Herman explained "We want all our customers to be happy and enjoy the experience so we will be offering low interest loans for the £100+ per hour servicing costs. In the case that a machine is beyond economic repair we will be offering an alternative vehicle of equivalent value and performance e.g. a Reliant Robin Trike for the cruiser ownbers, or a Sinclair C5 for sports bikes".
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